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Ah...hello? Microphone on or not? Ah, on ah? Okay okay, I begin hor?

I tell Singh jokes. I call indian people ane or keling, and then I get angry when someone calls me a chink.

When I see ang mohs, I automatically start talking to them in Received Pronunciation. But actually hor, I really like my "lahs" loh.

I get angry when I see Sarong Party Girls and their angmoh boyfriends, but I'm learning french and spanish so that I can bio ang moh char boh.

Singapore is the smallest country in South East Asia, but we've packed more people on it than anywhere else.

We are ranked 2nd in economic freedom, ahead of England and America.

We are ranked 140th in press freedom, behind Ethopia and Afganistan.

33.3% of us voted opposition, but 100% want upgrading.

We are a contradiction.

Je suis Singaporean. Soy Singapureño

My Name is Marcus Lim.

And I am Singaporean!

iamsingaporean

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